![]() I'm so glad you never act your age-let's have some fun tonight!.Q: What did the little ghost ask the mommy ghost to make for his birthday? A: "I Scream" cake.Q: What does every birthday end with? A: Y.Q: What's the one thing you can always count on getting every birthday? A: Older.Q: What did Jenny's favorite teddy bear say when she offered him a slice of birthday cake? A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed.".Q: Why are pickles so good at celebrating birthdays? A: Because when something is a big dill, they really know how to relish it.Q: Why does birthday cake need a pick-me-up? A: Because it's always feeling crummy.Q: Why does cake feel embarrassed by ice cream? A: Because ice cream is so much cooler.Otherwise, you might get a deck of playing cards if you ask for diamonds. Always be specific when asking for jewelry for your birthday.Right after I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for almost two years! They say "what goes up must come down," but that doesn't apply to age.But today's extra special, and I hope you're showered with gifts, attention, and cake! Remember, you get a birthday WEEK, not just one day.Okay, kidding, but let's do something special! It's your birthday! It's a big deal! I know you haven't invited all the neighborhood kids over for a party or anything, but I think we could track down a piƱata if we really tried.YOU are a person who deserves to be celebrated.I think today should be a national holiday, but until they make that official, let's just do our best by eating cake, drinking champagne, and blowing off as many responsibilities as possible.(I know you're supposed to get the wish today, but I cheated!) ![]() You're incredible, and my greatest wish is to be more like you.Remember, calories don't count on your birthday, hangovers evaporate, you can miss work deadlines, and your kids can take care of themselves.I love you for so many reasons, and today you're giving me an excuse to eat cake, so it's really over the top.Older, wiser, and you don't look a day over 25! Happy birthday!.I know you hate surprises, so I'll just tell you now: I want to celebrate with you when can we meet?.Happy birthday! I want to make a toast to you-when can we meet up for drinks on me?.I can't wait to celebrate with you tonight.It's your special day-the day you get a free dessert at a restaurant in exchange for being stared at by everyone in the place!. ![]() You look ageless, grow wiser and get more fun every year. ![]()
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